Atheists: how can we secularize St Paddy's Day because my poor little Irish heart wants to celebrate!?

saint, my ДЅЅ... and the way they're peddling that last pope... shameless, really! Let's just call it "Gimme a Fucкing Drink Cuz I'm Fucкing Irish, Dammit!" Day... whaddaya think? TIRH!